Emergency Excuse Generator!

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This emblem is a must-sustain for any respected professional. Any afair the absence arises, you leave sustain an original, freshly-generated excuse ready in seconds. One knead of the button can get you out of a uneasy molecule ensuring smooth sailing toward retirement and guaranteeing that you don’t sustain to perform any true occupation .

It is customizable – there is a tool on the “Customize It!” page that can be used to compile a new sample generator line and turn the emblem to body else (say, a really fancy Magic 8 Ball). Also, on the “Try It!” page there is an impersonator of the emblem. Check details on the join unbefitting .